🤯 Trump's Hindu podcaster turned FBI Director says he'll see the Christian, Charlie Kirk, in Valhalla, the Viking heaven
I swear real life is stranger than fiction. Yes, I am making you watch this video of Kash Patel.
YES, I am making you watch that video!
Enter - Kash Patel - the conspiracy theorist/podcaster that Trump made Director of the FBI. As he ended the press conference announcing that they believed they have arrested the killer of Charlie Kirk, he said what might be the strangest thing I’ve ever heard an FBI Director say before - and they’ve said some pretty strange things over the years…
"To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla."
Ummmmm……
Where do I begin? Should I even begin? Is this even worth my time? Are my pain meds speaking or is this really me right now?
First, my guess is that Kash Patel has been watching the show, Vikings, on Netflix and now thinks he’s a Viking. Is that a good guess?
Because Hindus don’t go to Valhalla. And neither do Christians.
In fact, Vikings regularly killed Christians.
I know Kash was raised Hindu, but maybe he’s no longer Hindu.
That’s it.
Kash Patel is now a viking.
I solved it.
But that doesn’t explain why he thinks he will see Charlie Kirk there.
Trump should literally fire this man for the embarrassment of it all.
I'm surprised you're surprised that one of Trump's appointees is an idiot. All of them are, I wish this was a movie.
Trash Patel is neither as Hindu nor a Viking. He;s a wannabe Aryan.